Smart Bras?!

That's  right,  technology  has  gotten  so  smart  the  your  underwear  is  showing  signs.  I  really  don't  understand  why  Microsoft  would  do  this;  they've  already  got  phones,  and  documents,  and  computer  networks!  So  why  a  bra?  They  tried  to  down  play  it.  Make  it  seem  like  it's  less  than  we  say  it  is.  That  it's  only  purpose  is  part  of  a  bigger  project,  which  I  find  highly  disturbing.  Anywho,  the  bra  works  like  this.  It's  got  two  sensors,  One  for  heart  rate  and  one  for  respiration.  What  the  bra  does  is  that  it  helps  woman  stay  healthy  by  advising  them  on  what  they  should  eat.  This  all  revolves  around  the  theory  that  your  emotions  control  what  you  eat,  which  is  true.  So  it  tells  you  not  to  pick  up  that  seventh  brownie  after  your  dog  died,  so  what?  It's  pretty  neat  but  how  would  you  even  wash  it?  Also,  you  gotta  change  the  batteries  a  lot,  it's  ridiculous!  And  why  would  you  only  get  one?  Do  you  feel  moody  once  a  week.